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Emma Watson Nude For ‘Perks of Being a Wallflower’ Unrated

April 10, 2013, 12:37 pm
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Emma Watson poses nude for the new movie poster to the unrated edition of her film “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”.


Based on this poster it is clear that this movie is some sort of sadomasochistic chick flick in which Emma Watson gets naked, tied to a wall, and enjoys the “perks” of watching these 2 smirking homoqueers pound each others anuses.


One can only hope that the sequel to this movie will be directed by a pious Muslim, and that Emma Watson will be in a burka with those ropes tied securely around her neck.

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Emma Watson Enormous Creampie Pic

May 3, 2013, 12:14 pm
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Emma Watson appears to show off an enormous creampie dripping out of her baby cave in the photo above.


The tiny mouse balls of a Western man could never produce a load of this size, so either Emma Watson just had sex with a dozen guys at once (highly likely) or a Muslim man.


If this is a Muslim man’s spunk dripping out of Emma Watson’s cock bucket then the creampie is certainly on the small side. Unless of course he shot it down Emma’s throat and this is just what flowed out the other end.

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Emma Watson Nude ‘Harry Potter’ Outtake

May 13, 2013, 12:36 pm
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Emma Watson appears to be completely nude in this never before seen “Harry Potter” outtake.


In the Harry Potter films Emma Watson plays the role of Hermione Granger, a Satan worshiping witch slut with a fetish for freckled ginger cock.


Unfortunately the director was unable to fully capture the truly depraved nature of Emma Watson’s character, and still keep the films PG-13 rating. Thus scenes like this one of Emma Watson nude and about to vigorously dildo her sin holes while reciting Satanic spells were reluctantly edited out.

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Emma Watson Secretly Photographed In A Locker Room

May 23, 2013, 12:38 pm
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It appears as though Emma Watson was secretly photographed while changing in a locker room.


Just look how Emma Watson flaunts her nude body in front of these other women. Clearly Emma is trolling for a lesbodyke to offer to eat her out in the shower.


It is a good thing someone had the foresight to photograph Emma Watson whoring her naked body in a locker room like this. I suggest that all righteous women record female celebrities in so-called “private” places like locker rooms and bathroom stalls, so that we can further expose them as the immoral trollops they are.

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Emma Watson Arrested For Prostitution

June 4, 2013, 5:24 am
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Well it looks as though the inevitable has finally happened and Emma Watson was arrested for prostitution.


As you can see in the photo above, police detained Emma Watson while giving one of her famous $20 blowjobs as her mouth is still agape ready for action.


One can only speculate how long Emma Watson will be in police custody for her prostitution crimes before returning to her spot by the Del Taco on La Brea, and if Emma will still be offering her regulars the Wednesday “Hump Day” discount $40 suck and f*ck considering she may have legal fees in her future.

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Emma Watson Rips Off Her Skirt Video

February 13, 2013, 9:19 am
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In a fit of passion Emma Watson rips off her skirt to reveal her panties in the video above. According to our lipreading expert in Baghdad, after ripping her skirt Emma says, “I want your balls slapping my fat clit”


Clearly this sinful display of unbridled lust by Emma Watson is a symptom of an overstimulated clitoris, a result of the barbaric practice of not circumcising women in the West.


As this video shows, women like Emma Watson are weak of mind and will. If they are allowed to have fully formed pleasurable sex organs they will think of nothing else but fulfilling their carnal desires, leaving little time to complete their duties in the kitchen and fields.

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Emma Watson’s Sick Small Penis Fetish

February 20, 2013, 5:20 am
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Actress Emma Watson brazenly walks the streets of New York City arm and arm with her Asian boy toy.


Clearly Emma Watson has a fetish for small penis, and is part of an emerging subculture in the heathen West known as “egg rollers”, which are women who date Asian men for their tiny genitals.


Emma Watson better enjoy getting her sick kicks from playing with the baby dick of this Chinaman now, because she’ll soon be wishing she had stretched her lady parts when Islam finishes conquering the West and the full force of Muslim justice is thrust up inside of her.

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Emma Watson Gets Fingered At The County Fair

June 14, 2013, 5:26 am
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Emma Watson gets her stink hole fingered while at a county fair in the photo above.


Of course a girl getting her naughty parts finger boxed at a county fair is a rite of passage in degenerate American culture, but Emma Watson doesn’t appear to be particularly enjoying herself as this hipster (or possible lesbian) paws away at her lady bean while waiting in line for cotton candy.


Perhaps Emma Watson should try out some other American pastimes like shooting off fireworks on the 4th of July, or smoking crystal meth in the back of a pickup truck instead.

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Emma Watson Has Worms

June 26, 2013, 5:13 am
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Actress Emma Watson’s anus is clearly infected with worms as she can not stop dragging ass back and forth on her friend’s sofa in the video above.


Emma Watson probably contracted the worms by sticking her nose up an infected asshole, or while eating a bad piece of fecal matter.


In the future Emma really should be more careful. However, as a struggling actress in heathen Hollywood Emma Watson is going to have to take a lot of shit if she wants to keep starring in B-rate movies, so this probably won’t be the last time we see her scooting her itching worm infested butt.

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Emma Watson Cheeky Nude From Behind

July 5, 2013, 12:24 pm
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Emma Watson appears to show off her cheeky nude body from behind in the photo above.


It is good to see that Emma Watson has finally assumed the proper posture for a woman by kneeling on the floor. However, this nude photo would be much more erotic if her eyes were downcast, and that lecherous smile was wiped from her face.


The last thing us Muslims want to worry about, while alternating between pounding Emma Watson’s mouth and anus, is her deriving sexual pleasure from the acts and thus making them sinful. Emma Watson needs to learn to suppress her own carnal desires, and realize that as a woman she is to be an emotionless instrument for a man’s pleasure.

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Emma Watson Fingers Herself On A Couch

July 18, 2013, 12:48 pm
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Emma Watson appears to finger herself on a couch in the photo above.


What a lovely sight to behold! That couch is simply gorgeous, and would look perfect on the veranda at my desert palace. It is just a shame that Emma Watson has defiled the couch my fingering her nude body on top of it like this. Unfortunately now this beautiful piece of craftsmanship is not even fit for firewood, as the smoke would almost certainly transmit some form of airborne VD.


Once again Emma Watson and her whorish antics has caused grievous harm to us Muslims. I look forward to the day when Emma Watson will have to answer for this and her numerous other crimes in Shariah court.

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X-Rated Celebrity ‘Late Show With David Letterman’ Outtakes

July 26, 2013, 12:26 pm
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Celebrities are always going on late night talk shows like “The Late Show With David Letterman” to promote their latest TV show, movie, or sex tape.


Often times these celebrity sluts are so depraved that they can not sit still for the interview, and must strip off their clothes and begin furiously masturbating. Unfortunately these acts of celebrity depravity are usually censored when the show is broadcast on TV, but we were able to obtain and compile some of these X-rated outtakes in the video above.


As you can see Jennifer Love Hewitt, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, Alyssa Milano, Jenna Fischer, Kristin Davis, Natalie Portman, Emma Watson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Aniston, and Kaley Cuoco have all been naked while being interviewed for David Letterman’s show. One can only imagine what kind of extreme deviant sexual acts Conan O’Brien must elicit from his female celebrity guests.

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Emma Watson Feisty Nude Look

August 1, 2013, 12:36 pm
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Emma Watson appears to debut her new feisty nude look as she crouches on a leopard skin chair in thick black eye shadow.


From the crazed lustful look in Emma Watson’s eyes it is clear that she is getting ready to pounce on her next unsuspecting victim, and greedily devour his manhood with her sinful female sex holes.


This fiesty nude Emma Watson is a dangerous creature, and should be approached with extreme caution. Of course us virile Muslims should be particularly mindful and keep an AK-47 handy at all times, as Emma Watson would obviously like nothing more than to engulf our thick sweet man meat.

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Emma Watson To Star In Bondage ‘Harry Potter’ Spin-Off

August 19, 2013, 12:33 pm
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Emma Watson appears to have signed on to star in a “Harry Potter” spin-off tentatively titled “Hermione Granger and the Chamber of Perverse Delights“.


As you can see in this movie poster from the film, Emma will revise her role as the Satan worshiping witch Hermione Granger, who is now (not surprisingly) very into bondage and S&M.


Throughout the film Emma Watson will be tied up nude as she is spanked with wands, subjected to various nipple tweaking enchantments, and penetrated with Quidditch brooms by Lord Voldemort and his death eaters. In the end Hermione will have to decide if she wants to continue to indulge her dark perverse sexual desires, or be rescued by her bumbling ginger boyfriend Ronald Weasley.

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Emma Watson Shows Her Preferred Penis Size

August 29, 2013, 5:09 am
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Emma Watson shows her preferred penis size in the photo above.


Of course Emma must be dreaming if she thinks she can find an infidel male that large, or a Muslim man that small. Though if that is the width not the length of the penis she wants then maybe a Muslim child could accommodate her.


Yes Emma Watson must lower her expectations when dealing with the pathetic teeny weenies of Western men, or she can convert to Islam, raise her expectations, and prepare to have them surpassed as the enormous manhoods of us virile Muslims split her in half.

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Emma Watson Wears A Stupid Outfit To GQ Awards

September 4, 2013, 5:09 am
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Actress and androgynous dyke Emma Watson wore the stupid outfit above to the GQ awards last night.


What homoqueer fashion designer went off his AIDS meds and designed this monstrosity? Seeing Emma Watson’s exposed stomach and chest plate surrounded by those big ugly shoulder pads greatly offends my holy Muslim aesthetic.


Without question everyone involved in the making of this fashion abortion, from the homo designer to the child in the Chinese sewing factory, must be stoned immediately and with extreme prejudice.

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Emma Watson Upskirt Under Butt Flash

September 6, 2013, 9:16 am
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Emma Watson flashes her under butt in this upskirt scene from the movie “The Bling Ring”.


For years this holy Muslim celebrity gossip site has warned that Emma Watson is nothing but a depraved whore, and now with this upskirt under butt flash there can be no doubt that once again we were right.


The infidels better not come crying to us Muslims to come stone Emma Watson now that they are up to their eyeballs in her under butt. Instead let this be a lesson to the kuffars that when us Muslims pass our righteous moral judgements they better listen up, or they will suffer the consequences… the sickly pale flabby consequences.

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Emma Watson Shows Off Her Ass In Tights

September 9, 2013, 12:37 pm
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Emma Watson shows off her surprisingly shapely ass in tights in this clip from her film “The Bling Ring”.


With a round sturdy buttock like this Emma Watson may just have a future when Islam conquers the West either pulling the plow or impersonating a dancing boy.


Who knows maybe Emma Watson will get lucky and get taken on as an anal only concubine in the harem of a virile Muslim man. Spending the rest of her life using a colostomy bag is a small price for Emma to pay for the tremendous honor of having a powerful Muslim pulverize her intestines with his mighty man meat.

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Emma Watson Wants Sweaty Sex

September 23, 2013, 5:02 am
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As you can see in the GIF above, Emma Watson wants to “f*ck” and “get sweaty”.


Banging a sweaty Emma Watson sounds like a good way to get gonorrhea along with a nasty staph infection, for as the old saying goes “she has been ridden more times than the town camel“.


Clearly Emma Watson is one unhygienic British floozie. There is no doubt that us Muslims are going to have to thoroughly sterilize our throwing stones after we get done with Emma.

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Emma Watson The Morning After Lesbian Sex

October 7, 2013, 5:16 am
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The musty smell of old tuna water still wafts in the air and half used bottles of lube cover the nightstand, as an irritated Emma Watson plays on her cell phone while waiting for her latest sexual conquest to wake up and leave the morning after having lesbian sex.


No doubt Emma Watson and this girl spent the night eagerly kissing and caressing each other’s body, and they then took turns licking and sucking on their sinful clits as they quivered with erotic pleasure.


Next came some vigorous scissoring as the girls rubbed their moist lady parts against one another, before Emma broke out the double-sided dildo as they f*cked themselves silly and then climaxed simultaneously, collapsing in an exhausted heap on the bed.


It is a nauseating thought to be sure.

 

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